P.J. O'Rourke has another offering in the WSJ.
A few quotes:
One thing to whine about will be the fate of Israel. Without American safeguards that nation is certain to be militarily attacked. To judge by previous Israeli wars, in 1948, 1956, 1967, 1973 and 1982, the result will be serious headaches for Israelis as the Knesset furiously debates the status of Jewish settlements outside Damascus and on the west bank of the Euphrates....
The threat of nuclear proliferation will abate as dangerous stockpiles of atomic weapons are quickly used up. The loss of life will be regrettable. But this will be counterbalanced by the welcome disappearance of long-standing international flashpoints when the India-Pakistan border is vaporized, Tehran disappears in a mushroom cloud, and whatever is left of the Korean Peninsula becomes reunited.
(Courtesy American Digest)
Launched by Bravo Romeo Delta at May 31, 2004 12:46 AMI'm seriously jealous of O'Rourke. How could God give one man so much of the funny and still be just?
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at May 31, 2004 02:11 AM