"But there are a surprising number of sensitive nerve endings living it up in your ass-crack. For the most part they spend their time enjoying the warmth and doing their jobs, sensing the proximity of the opposite ass-cheek or whatever, but get ‘em all riled up on psoriasis and shift in your chair wrong and I swear by all that is fucking right and proper it feels like you just got zapped in the shitter by a lightning bolt made out of mentholated scorpions"
Since he's on blogspot, you'll have to click on the link and then search for "mentholated scorpions"
Launched by Bravo Romeo Delta at July 20, 2004 05:12 PM