When is a first strike not a first strike?
When it's Anticipatory Retaliation.

February 12, 2005

News Flash

Bravo Romeo Delta

Eason Jordan quits.

Launched by Bravo Romeo Delta at February 12, 2005 03:49 PM

Retaliatiory Launches

What the cleaning people found in Eason Jordan's desk after he left CNN:

1) One Saddam Hussein doll issued as standard equippment to the Iraqi military with message when squeezed: "Be Allah You Can Be."

2) One full-figure John Kerry anatomically correct vibrator (batteries dead, some browning of the nose and one tooth missing from smile).

3) One bar of chocolate, one pair of silk stockings and two pieces of pre-stocking sandpaper as gift to Arafat's wife in next interview.

4) One Arab recruiting poster: "Uncle Osama Wants You."

5) One faux deceased journalist doll with extensive injuries, including bullet wounds and signs of torture.

6) One faux forensic report for the above deceased issued in Microsoft Word for ease of editing.

7) One Dan Rather picture (unframed and stained)-found in lower left drawer of desk.

Posted by: bsp at February 22, 2005 08:18 PM

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