Jeff Gannon

Jeff Gannon is evidently running a bit short on cash, although the goatee works for him. So help a guy out.

Since the link seems to be uncooperative, here's a screen capture:

As the texdt seems to be aq bit hard to read, here's the description: "I will totally punch myself in the FACE for the highest bidder. on tape, i will hit my self about 7 to 22 times, depending on how stupid i feel, for you then i will have my friend hit me with a cinder block in the head, and then i will eat a ketchup sandwich. this is the real thing, don't be fooled by amateurs."

Launched simultaneously by Bravo Romeo Delta at Anticipatory Retaliation and the Jawa Report.