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When it's Anticipatory Retaliation.

June 29, 2004

New Mike Moore-Food Link Discovered

Bravo Romeo Delta

While Jeff of Protein Wisdom has done much groundbreaking research on the fact that Michael Moore likes to eat, we've been looking at an other approach when we're not trying to compare Michael Moore to Ron Jeremy.

This is a completely new and unforeseen link between Mike Moore's latest film (Celsius 488) and boutique ice cream. Now, not only have we established the temperature at which paper burns (Fahrenheit 451), the temperature at which a high-pitched whine evolves into a fully-formed Reifenstahl-fest (Fahrenheit 9/11), but the temperature at which commonsense deepfreezes into a rock-hard nugget of consumerist silliness (Fahrenheit 16).

Launched by Bravo Romeo Delta at June 29, 2004 12:37 AM

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